snickbuzzard (Skreean)
“What is more frightening than a bird with a navel? Nothing, methinks. The common snickbuzzard lives mostly in and just to the south of the Stony Mountains, though I have seen snickbuzzard bones in a rockroach den in North Glipwood Forest.
They fly in herds up to two hundred strong, and will eat anything that can be snicked into bite-sized hunks, which tragically includes my poor dog Truby–may he or she rest in peace!”
MY EYES!
WHAT THE HECK?! It looks like a cartoon bird with furry dragon wings!
why does it have a bellybutton? if it comes from an egg, then it it didn’t have an ambillicle cord.
That is the question, isn’t it?!
Maybe it’s not technically a belly button, maybe it’s just a divot of some kind.
dear thorn i am very able to escape on my own any way theres hardly a creature i cant tame thank you very much:( hey just cause im a girl with a crutch you think ahh your more gross than the buzzard oh and please never trie to save me ever again is it a promise good:)
Leeli, please be kind.
i want picture of a rock rouch please ps its like the most ugly drawing every i mean who drew it had much bravery detales are perfect but snick buzzards are down right ugly
every time me see a picture of a Snickbuzzard me think about when your at the grocery store ye see boxes of Navel Oranges.
Navel means bellybutton so me think bellybutton oranges Then me think about Snickbuzzards.
Ooh, that’s terrifying.
Gives me nightmares every time
OH NO! Me mother bought navel oranges at the grocery store!
Woe!
I’m never eating oranges again. Wait, what if snickbuzzard eggs look like oranges?!
I’m never eating an orange again.
So I’m curious, does the bellybutton mean this bird endured a more mammal-like gestation? I.e., didn’t hatch from an egg but was fed through an umbilical cord? Man, scientists would have a field day in this world… all kinds of “missing links” everywhere.
I’m telling ye, it has a bellybutton!
Bellybutton on a bird?
(Wimper) Oh Bonnie don’t cry its just a belly button
(another whimper) Ok I’m gonna cry too.
It’s a big bird belly button. My mind is 🤯.
In the words of Kalmar Wingfeather, “Ewwww!”
In the words of me AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I remember saying that.
THE BELLY BUTTON! AUGH!!!!!
RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!
I’ll save you from it Leeli!
I am more worthy of Pembrick’s attention than that thing’s bellybutton. He should have- oh wait never mind.
Wait, Truby? That’s the Dog I found wandering the river Blap! (Please Pick him up soon as my brother is quite allergic to dogs)
how do you use the smiley thingy ashley? and that’s cruel jack! it’s a beauty it is(in an odd way)
WOW! I would have been scared out of my mind should I come face to face with one!!! That thing even has a bellybutton. FREAKY
CREEPY!!!!!!!!
it’s gross,nasty,fat,hidious,(and a whole lot more)and yet i like.looks like something from a creepy movie,sweet.
SO CUTE!
ewwwww!!!! i wish i could kill one it should be extinct in skree!!! 😀
But it plays an important role in the ecosystem! Without it, the trees wouldn’t be afraid of it landing on it when it moved, SO TREES WOULD TAKE OVER AEWIAR!!!!!
That is the ugliest bird I have ever seen. Almost the ugliest.
I dare you to call one of your siblings a snickbuzzard
Before you do make sure to have an escape route planned out.